How to Paint Sneakers 101

We’ve all heard of the war going on, the threat of weapons of mass destruction, and nuclear weapons. Well people, disaster has struck, it really did, and it IS a tragedy.
Africa was just hit by a nuclear bomb! It was a terrible sight, the bomb landed directly on a sneaker shop, causing all the sneakers to fly around all over the place. Some of the air force ones landed in the jungle where radiation caused them to mutate with some of the jungle animals. Fortunately, for the custom sneaker community, the doctors from the Pimpmykicks.com Laboratories, Dr. XCLSV and Dr. Ricky Rubicon, captured a few of these extremely rare ½ wild animal ½ sneaker specimen.
Zebra Nike Air Force One

These custom kicks are now being analyzed in the lab, and once they pass all the required safety tests, they will be released to the public. As we mentioned before, these custom sneaker specimen are extremely rare and will be very limited. Our sources did not specify the release number of these kicks, so we strongly suggest you to be on the look out on your Myspace, Facebook, Yahoo, Google, parties, fashion events, magazines, radio stations, and maybe select TV stations.
From our understanding, all of these custom sneakers were scarred from the terrible bombing, and were all marked with a neon stain. Please be prepared for the release and do not, we insist, DO NOT get caught “unfitted”, even though you should be able to survive without a fit for them, we strongly recommend to be prepared. Once again, be on the look out for the custom painted “Nuclear Mutant Pack” from the Pimpmykicks.com Laboratories.